No one knows if Saddam is still alive. They keep showing old footage of him on TV saying that it's live. You know, it's like the same thing... →
David Letterman
We might imagine that Jesus had many human faults. He failed most humanly, in my reckoning, when he killed the fig tree just because it didn't... →
Michael Leunig
The satirical direction I have chosen is an indication of my disappointment in man, which is the opposite way of saying that I have high expectations... →
Jack Levine
I'm saying look, here they come, pay attention. Let your eyes transform what appears ordinary, commonplace, into what it is, a moment in time, an... →
Philip Levine
I worked at CBS in the late '90s, and I remember sitting in meetings with both advertisers and digerati, and everyone was saying, 'Network TV... →
Ross Levinsohn
You can't do something that is morally vacuous or dysfunctional and then write it off saying, 'It wasn't my film, I was just doing a job... →
Damian Lewis
Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.
Joe E. Lewis
I read somewhere that when I go on stage, people realize that they're not me and they feel better. When I walk off the stage, people know who I... →
Richard Lewis
There's some benefit to being happy in your life. Of looking around and saying, 'This is mine.'
Tom Leykis
The 'Libertarian' thing was a mistake on my part for saying it, but I am.
Joseph J. Lhota