My husband calls me 'catfish.' He says I'm all mouth and no brains.
Dolly Parton
My husband says I look like a Q-tip.
My dad says he likes to bask in my glow.
Robert Pattinson
The Republican platform specifically says we don't believe in bailing out private business, and yet we did.
Rand Paul
An ancient dictum says that when Zeus wanted to destroy someone, he would first drive him mad.
Jean-Marie Le Pen
The activist is not the man who says the river is dirty. The activist is the man who cleans up the river.
Ross Perot
I think that you should definitely listen to what people say, because everyone says it: High school is not the real world.
Katy Perry
Stop being conned by the old mantra that says, 'Leaders are cool, managers are dweebs.' Instead, follow the Peters Principle: Leaders are... →
Tom Peters
Well, my brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy.
Emo Philips
The game isn't over till the clock says zero.
Paul Pierce