People that watch Adult Swim don't watch the Oscars.
T-Pain
I can't swim, and I actually hate sand.
Christine Teigen
I thought I could, and thought I would, swim a lot quicker - much quicker.
Ian Thorpe
Swim upstream. Go the other way. Ignore the conventional wisdom.
Sam Walton
If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it.
Jonathan Winters
When a trout rises to a fly, it does not swim as much as tilt its fins and jet skyward.
Joseph Monninger
I swim when I can but I don't work out.
Steven Patrick Morrissey
People don't need to be scared. I tickle sharks. I do, when they swim by.
Michael Muller