It was a wild time - a time that I don't miss anymore. But then again, I'm 62 years old now and I think that lifestyle would probably put me... →
Jimmy Carl Black
Anybody who likes writing a book is an idiot. Because it's impossible; it's like having a homework assignment every stinking day until... →
Lewis Black
What makes it difficult for people trying to follow a dream is that the whole time you feel like you're slamming your head against the wall. So... →
I believe that summer is our time, a time for the people, and that no politician should be allowed to speak to us during the summer. They can start... →
Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas.
You're on Facebook, and these people seem to have endless lives. I don't have time to live my life, let alone tell you what I'm doing, or... →
When people come to my act any time after Thanksgiving, I usually say, You shouldn't be here. You should be shopping. Our economy depends on you!... →
I've been very lucky. There are guys I know who are really terrific in this business of stand-up who have not gotten the recognition they... →
My touring has never stopped; from the time I started doing stand-up, I've been on the road.
I've always really liked theater. It fascinated me. You can create a reality and get people involved in that reality. It takes place in real time.