Every time I use an app, part of my brain dies! We'll get to the point where we go to bed and wonder: 'Did I have a thought today?'... →
Lewis Black
I don't buy the 'at 60 it's great to have kids' thing. I don't buy the line that has been thrown down - 'You can have a kid... →
I take it for what it is, and sometimes the criticism is actually useful and constructive and actually informs what I do, but most of the time... →
Michael Ian Black
Most of the time, you don't win anything on reality shows. You're booted off, or maybe you win $50,000, or $100,000, which isn't really... →
Any time anyone fires bullets in an action movie that don't hit the target it immediately undermines the movie.
Shane Black
Government does not have a revenue problem; government has a spending problem. Government does not have a revenue problem; government has a priority... →
Marsha Blackburn
Madam Speaker, it is time to halt illegal entry into this country. It is time to halt the flow of illegal drugs and weapons into this great Nation... →
They used to complain at school that I looked out of the window for long periods of time - that sums up my life. I like to look out the window, do... →
Ritchie Blackmore
Hendrix inspired me, but I was still more into Wes Montgomery. I was also into the Allman Brothers around the time of those albums.
People wonder why first-time directors can make a brilliant picture, then suck on the second one. It's because they're a little terrified the... →
James Caan