I only go to mass when somebody asks me, but when I get in trouble I call for a priest.
Broderick Crawford
The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it's too late.
Seymour Cray
The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.
Quentin Crisp
I was told by my agent that a number of big stars won't work with anyone two inches taller than them and most of them are under six feet, so you... →
James Cromwell
When I was 11 years old, my parents wanted me to do something besides get in trouble. So they enrolled me in sailing classes at the Sea Shell... →
David Crosby
The trouble with facts is that there are so many of them.
Samuel McChord Crothers
My thing is, I know kids cuss, they do their thing, but I tell my kids, 'Don't do it in earshot of any adults, or you're in trouble.'
Ice Cube
The trouble with the dictionary is that you have to know how a word is spelled before you can look it up to see how it is spelled.
Will Cuppy
With acting, you wanna see if you can get into trouble without knowing how you're gonna get out of it. It's like the exact opposite of war... →
John Cusack
Sharks are in real trouble, and they need all the help they can get.
Ted Danson