There are people who are always anticipating trouble, and in this way they manage to enjoy many sorrows that never really happen to them.
Josh Billings
If people are asking me for clubbing tips, then they're in real trouble. My clubbing tip is never go to a club, because they're horrible and... →
Simon Bird
I was the bad kid in school. I was usually in trouble.
Scott Caan
Boss, life is trouble. Only death is not. To be alive is to undo your belt and look for trouble.
Michael Cacoyannis
The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.
Herb Caen
The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one.
Sid Caesar
America is a beacon of hope for the world. And yet we are in so much trouble.
Kirk Cameron
The royal family's existence is a constant reminder of the hollowness of John Major's rhetoric, and idiotic statements by its leading members... →
Alastair Campbell
When I was a kid and got in trouble, I'd always say, Mom, I'm in trouble. Well, Mom, I'm in trouble.
Earl Campbell
I like to start the day early, it keeps me out of trouble.
Glen Campbell