Recently, I dreamed that I returned home to find my wife had married Ray Winstone. They were kind and let me stay, but the whole thing was awkward.
Peter Capaldi
I love my wife dearly, and, therefore, I've never cooked a meal, romantic or otherwise, for her.
Steve Carell
Talking to my wife, we stare at each other, saying, 'How is this happening? Why is this happening? Why now?' It's nothing I ever aspired... →
My wife even thinks our next album should be recorded in our house, and we should move all the furniture out to the garage. I'm not sure how many... →
Brandi Carlile
A fashionable wife! Oh! Never will I be anything so heartless! I have pictured for myself a far higher destiny than this. - Will it ever be more than... →
Jane Welsh Carlyle
My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out.
Robert Carlyle
My husband was an Air Force pilot man years ago and recently an Air Force wife thanked me for my service! I laughed and said, 'No, I wasn't... →
Robyn Carr
I find you write with one person in mind. Usually for me that one person is my wife, because she's my most severe critic and understands best... →
Jonathan Carroll
My wife said to me: 'If you won the lottery, would you still love me?' I said: 'Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still... →
Frank Carson
I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.