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Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.
Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
You can't cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water. Don't let yourself indulge in vain wishes.
Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.
Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
If you don't know where you're going, you will probably end up somewhere else.
Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.
Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.
Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.
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