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A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street.
A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.
Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work.
Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.
The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.
Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.
Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.
America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there.
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