It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George Burns
When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.
Richard Burton
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.
Lord Byron
I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.
John Huston
Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.
Mark McKinney
I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.
Bette Midler
The sky was falling down on me and I spent most of the time drunk. It was the only way I could handle it.
David Millar
I'm like the drunk in the bar who wants just one more for the road.
Archie Moore
I'm not drunk onstage, although I've done that a couple of times when I was younger. It's partly just the way I talk - I talk like... →
Dylan Moran
Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it.
Hannah More