The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss... →
P. J. O'Rourke
Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
Ozzy Osbourne
Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise.
Thomas Love Peacock
I think getting drunk is the key to flying comfortably. A couple of bloody marys or several glasses of champagne, and suddenly it's like... →
Amanda Peet
The intense perfumes of the wild herbs as we trod them underfoot made us feel almost drunk.
Jacqueline du Pre
He uses statistics like a drunk uses lamp-posts, more for support than illumination.
Romano Prodi
I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a relationship that I couldn't necessarily... →
Oliver Reed
There's a joke in economics about the drunk who loses his keys in the street but only looks for them under the lightposts. When asked why, he... →
Christina Romer
It's okay saying sorry, but when you are drunk you say what you really feel.
Vidal Sassoon
Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamppost: for support, not illumination.
Vin Scully