A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.
Joe E. Lewis
I don't want to be one of those people who falls out of cabs drunk. But I don't want to be known as some boring girl who just sits at home... →
Pixie Lott
It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office.
Shirley MacLaine
When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.
Bam Margera
Isn't there a danger with Tweeting, like drunk dialing? Isn't there a drunk Tweeting danger?
Julianna Margulies
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin
A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.
Demetri Martin
I'm involved with Recording Artists and Actors Against Drunk Driving. I'm also involved with most children's causes, because children... →
Judd Nelson
That incident ruined my reputation for 10 years. Get one Beatle drunk and look what happens!
Harry Nilsson
Through everything I've gone through- and I've been everywhere, at the top of the world, in jail, hung over drunk - I never gave up my dream... →
Dan O'Brien