Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to... →
Matthew Perry
In all my years as an actor, I had never been me - I had always hidden behind my glasses, mustaches and funny voices.
Jon Pertwee
Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.
Laurence J. Peter
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
I think it's harder to go from comedy to drama than from drama to comedy. Seeing you dramatic all the time, they crave to see you being silly or... →
Evan Peters
I would love to do comedy. I think I'm funny and that comedy is my strong suit, at least in real life. I have yet to prove myself in the movies... →
It's funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people... →
Tom Petty
I do find comedy difficult. I don't know why. Maybe I think about it too much. There's a tremendous amount of pressure to be funny.
Michelle Pfeiffer
If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
William Lyon Phelps