I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.
Paula Poundstone
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
Terry Pratchett
The key is just to ignore the pain, because physical comedy only works if you see someone get hurt and they aren't actually hurt. If someone gets... →
Chris Pratt
The American audience has really opened up to women being A.) funny and B.) kinda crude. 'Bridesmaids' is R-rated, and I think it was a major... →
It's interesting - I always thought when I was doing more melodramatic stuff like 'Everwood' that the directors were constantly reeling... →
Who knew Rob Lowe was funny? On 'Parks and Rec,' we've got some of the funniest comedy writers, some of the funniest comedians in the... →
I am so like Donna it's funny. And most of my friends are guys too.
Laura Prepon
It's funny, I used to say on 'That 70's Show', you could really put us in any decade, and it was about the people and the characters... →
I don't know anybody that has a teenage son or daughter who at some point hasn't been like, 'God, I hate them' just under their... →
Jaime Pressly
The heroines in 'That's What She Said' are flawed, messy, damaged, hilarious and culpable and not really concerned about being acceptable... →
Carrie Preston