You win a race, the next race it's a question mark. Are you still the best or not? That's what is funny. But that's what is interesting.... →
Michael Schumacher
I think you can go from being not very funny to working really hard for 10 years and figuring out how to make a living on the road, but I don't... →
Amy Schumer
I just say what I think is the funniest thing I could say. I'm not trying to make headlines. I'm just trying to say the stuff that I think is... →
To be really great, you need to be naturally funny in order to stand out. But you can work at it, and find the best vehicle that you have to... →
It's funny: I put money into short films, and I put really good actors in it, and I write some stuff that's really funny, and I'll get... →
Ben Schwartz
I always tell people that to be the funny person in a Steve Martin movie is like getting a call that Keith Moon wants you to play drums on his... →
Jason Schwartzman
It's funny that people think because you don't have a movie or record out, you disappear into a frozen chamber someplace. They think... →
It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?
I like to tell kids that I started thinking about stories when I first started reading stuff like Dr. Seuss and 'Go, Dog. Go!,' thinking... →
Jon Scieszka