I love 'Saturday Night Live,' and it's such a funny show. I don't know if I'm funny enough to be on it but definitely would be... →
Lindsey Vonn
When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.
Jane Wagner
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
It's funny, because when you're younger you're in a rush to be 18 or 21 or whatever. But then you hit 30. And now, the days go by like... →
Mark Wahlberg
I had a hip replacement a couple of years ago. I have a song about that. And why wouldn't you? It strikes me that that was a huge event. It's... →
Loudon Wainwright III
There's a fine line between angry and grumpy. Angry isn't nice, but grumpy is funny.
Rick Wakeman
Since the 1980s, I've been known more for my TV work, I used to host 'Live at Jongleurs' and of course 'Grumpy Old Men,' and so... →
There are people who think the film 'This Is Spinal Tap' is simply a very funny 'mockumentary.' Well, with Yes, we lived it. Take the... →
There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.
Christopher Walken
Laurence Olivier said in an interview once that when he plays a tragedy he always aims for the funny parts, and the other way around. Because in a... →