The people from 'The State' are close friends, but also some of the most incredibly funny people I know.
Joe Lo Truglio
You know the funny thing, I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with... →
Donald Trump
It's funny, because when I went down to the combine for the interviews with teams, Charles Haley is the name that came up a lot as a comparison... →
Justin Tuck
I really loved what I was doing being creative and being funny as a stand-up comedian.
Chris Tucker
It's so funny because I listen to songs that I recorded that I didn't really know anything about at the time. Later on I'm starting to... →
Tanya Tucker
You have to make a lot of sacrifices, and the main thing you have to sacrifice is your privacy. It's funny because when I was growing up, my... →
Josh Turner
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Lana Turner
I adore the company of other writers because they are so often lively minds and, frequently, blazingly funny. And of course, we get each other in a... →
Scott Turow
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Mark Twain
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.