I don't want to go and start trying to make jokes in places like India, Tanzania or Iraq. Afghanistan is not a funny place.
Bill Bryson
I am a candid interview and I have a dark and dry sense of humor - a very Canadian sense of humor and I am only learning now stupidly that you... →
Michael Buble
I think back to some of the things Harry said and some of the things I said trying to be funny. If I said them now, it would be on the front page of... →
Jack Buck
I like girls who are funny with a warped sense of humor.
Robert Buckley
I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.
Warren Buffett
Latinos, Asians, African-Americans, women - we're all trying to find our place in this world of cinema and television and theater. And the great... →
Sandra Bullock
I will do comedy until the day I die: inappropriate comedy, funny comedy, gender-bending, twisting comedy, whatever comedy is out there.
Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.
Luis Bunuel
I'm doin' something different. I mean, I talk a little bit about race and interracial dating, but it's not the heart of my act. I just... →
Hannibal Buress
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Anthony Burgess