The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
Arthur C. Clarke
I don't think I am particularly funny. In fact, I know I'm not.
Jeremy Clarkson
I longed for funny stories about the sort of children who lived in my neighborhood.
Beverly Cleary
Kids enjoy laughing and are seldom bored when they find something funny. They also ask questions, often to adults, because they understand that the... →
Brian P. Cleary
Too much agreement kills a chat.
Eldridge Cleaver
If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle.
Hillary Clinton
I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.
The first thing that I learned - and I understood it at a really young age - was that I could get a laugh. Really early. Because my mother and father... →
George Clooney
I recently spent quite a bit of time in Sheffield, England, which is where I'm from. I wouldn't move back there, but it's funny when you... →
Jarvis Cocker
I've never really understood that. It's a funny thing; people sometimes accuse us of condescending to our characters somehow-that to me is... →
Joel Coen