When you're small, you either are funny, or you get beat up a lot.
Tim Conway
Nowadays they have 12 directors and 15 producers and 30 writers. And all the writers want their lines said a certain way-which isn't necessarily... →
The trick is always to write in pairs because if at least two people find it funny, you've immediately halved the odds of it not being funny.
Steve Coogan
If you are a great dramatic actor then you often don't know if people are enjoying your stuff at all because they are sitting there in silence.... →
But with comedy it's a simple premise. If it's funny, people laugh. If it's not, they don't.
I think it's always funny when you see kids do Shakespeare.
The great thing is that the funny side of getting old is fuel for my comedy.
If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.
Dane Cook
I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
Cure for an obsession: get another one.
Mason Cooley