Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
Phyllis Diller
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
I'm a big fan of comedians not having to apologize for anything. Nowadays it seems comedians are always apologizing for being funny.
Kevin Dillon
In 'War Party,' I play a quarter-breed Indian. It's a serious movie, but it's funny, too.
I like doing comedy, I like doing drama. Naturally I like to do, I like doing dramas, I like conflict, and when I do a comedy, you know, I've... →
Matt Dillon
I do not think that obsession is funny or that not being able to stop one's intensity is funny.
Jim Dine
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Walt Disney
As for our majority... one is enough.
Benjamin Disraeli
Here is my prescription to heal all wounds. Watch the film 'Funny Girl' at least five times, eat at least 45 chocolate bars, and hang out... →
Beth Ditto