I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
Les Dawson
How can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to another... What's funny to you is a personal thing.
It was funny actually because that was still during the time we were dating. He would get all these calls because supposedly before we broke up, we... →
Rosario Dawson
I never saw myself as a comedian. I saw myself as a guy who can act funny.
Charlie Day
Definitely, I think I fulfill a very funny Indian stereotype because I love technology. It's something I've always been interested in.
Manish Dayal
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Ellen DeGeneres
Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want... →
I had everything I'd hoped for, but I wasn't being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It was strange: The people who loved me... →
People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.