It's very funny because every time I make a movie, and I've heard this re-echoed by other filmmakers and actors I have worked with, you kind... →
Todd Haynes
I watched a lot of silent directors who were absolutely great like John Ford and Fritz Lang, Tod Browning, and also some very modern directors like... →
Michel Hazanavicius
I've never directed before, so I need to make sure that people know that I can. The movie that I've written, 'The Sophisticates,' is... →
Lena Headey
I've worked for years with Michael Kors, and he's just like this funny, charismatic guy.
Erin Heatherton
Frankly, most of my friends hold very different political beliefs. It's just a funny thing in this country that supposedly you can't sit down... →
Patricia Heaton
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
Mitch Hedberg
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!
All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.