You can't do every movie - although I do a lot of them - and the thing I'm longing to do is... it's not that I think I'm funny... but... →
Lance Henriksen
If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry.
O. Henry
Turn up the lights. I don't want to go home in the dark.
I was asked to act when I couldn't act. I was asked to sing 'Funny Face' when I couldn't sing, and dance with Fred Astaire when I... →
Audrey Hepburn
Life is hard. After all, it kills you.
Katharine Hepburn
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
Oliver Herford
There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.
Don Herold
For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents.
James Herriot
OK, I have to admit that I go on TheSuperficial.com. That guy is so funny, he's just so funny... you know, I'm a news junkie, so I regularly... →
Marshall Herskovitz
Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you; she is after your barn.
Hesiod