Well it's hard to remember who, but I drunk dial a lot.
Adam Garcia
You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor.
Gina Gershon
Yeah, she was hitting me hard. She was drunk and she was hitting me hard.
David Gest
I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never drink tequila... →
Sammy Hagar
Sometimes if you get 'em too drunk they don't pay no attention to what you're doin' anyways, so you might as well just do old songs.... →
Merle Haggard
I'm not a drunk anymore, but since they cut out my tongue, I sound drunk.
Eddie Van Halen
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.
Mitch Hedberg
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Ernest Hemingway
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Sometimes when you're drunk you can see better.
Damien Hirst