To go from working with a group of people in a sketch-comedy show on a small network, where it was all about just creating funny stuff, to being on a... →
Ken Marino
Every day after school for 10 years, I was on the set of 'Married... with Children,' which is a really funny and perverse place for a little... →
Meghan Markle
What's funny is I probably still have some calligraphy business cards floating out in the world, and I can't wait for someone to call me in a... →
Boxing is always serious. Nothing comical or funny about boxing.
Juan Manuel Marquez
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Don Marquis
A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.
Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.
I went swimming the other day and my wife was watching and she said, 'You know, it's funny, it's when you've got no clothes on, no... →
Eddie Marsan
I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'
Demetri Martin
If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!