It's funny: when people always talk about the importance of role models, I used to think that was so exaggerated, but as I get older, I start to... →
Demetri Martin
I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.
The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, who's really funny for... →
I do come across people who don't like me, don't like my comedy, don't think it's funny, it's too cutesy, or whatever they hate.... →
I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny.
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Steve Martin
Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.