My job is summer camp. I come and talk and try to make a TV show funny.
Danny Masterson
I realized I was gay in the shower one day with Barbra Streisand. It happened while I was lathering, rinsing, and repeating with Pert Plus. As I was... →
Ross Mathews
I take a lot of pride in managing to be funny without having a victim at the end of my joke. I laugh at a really dark joke as much as the next... →
There are so many funny people and so many talented people, but the one thing nobody else has is my take on the world. So, when I'm developing my... →
It's funny, I get a little quieter with time. I don't want to chase my tail and one day repeat myself and repeat myself and one day have kids... →
Dave Matthews
Losing streaks are funny. If you lose at the beginning you got off to a bad start. If you lose in the middle of the season, you're in a slump. If... →
Gene Mauch
It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
W. Somerset Maugham
We owe to the Middle Ages the two worst inventions of humanity - romantic love and gunpowder.
Andre Maurois
No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff.
Tucker Max
The funny thing in France is that writers are not allowed to retire, because the French government say you are still earning money from books you... →
Peter Mayle