It's not hard for me to be funny in front of people, but most of that is just horrified nerves taking the form of what makes people laugh, and... →
Lynda Barry
I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up.
I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I... →
My strips are not always funny, and they can be pretty grim at times, and I know I lose readers because of it, but I can't do anything about it -... →
I read a funny story about how the Republicans freed the slaves. The Republicans are the ones who created slavery by law in the 1600's. Abraham... →
Marion Barry
I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just... →
Todd Barry
The people I grew up around who I really liked were quick on the draw. It always just wowed me. And my mum would make weird funny comments. I can see... →
Drew Barrymore
My grandmother raised me. She was a real no-nonsense but very funny lady. I drove tractors, made hay, milked cows, fed the chicken, fed the pigs.
Carol Bartz
Selling wine is all about sizing people up, and it takes a certain amount of chutzpah. The tableside bottle sell is a very funny thing - you take a... →
Joe Bastianich
If my kids were to make a talking doll of me as a mother, one of my recorded phrases would be 'I will throw that in the trash.' 'If you... →
Justine Bateman