Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.
Chris Rock
Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny... →
Hollywood's just not funny.
It's funny because unlike back in the seventies when I made hardly any money, today I could just live off the past if I wanted to. I have no... →
Mick Rock
It was funny to run into girls I knew after the movie came out because they would say, 'I saw you on 'Magic Mike,' but there was this... →
Adam Rodriguez
That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
Joe Rogan
The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny... →
It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.
Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil Hartman was actually even funnier offstage than he was onstage because he... →
I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was... →