The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you... →
Joe Rogan
I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just... →
As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job, that was the job I wanted.
Seth Rogen
To me, what separates a funny movie from a good movie is something personal.
I think when you do comedy, you play by a different set of rules. No one really wants you to be in that good shape. Being in good shape implies a... →
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.