If I knew for a certainty that a man was coming to my house with the conscious design of doing me good, I should run for my life.
Henry David Thoreau
I love kids; I think they are fun and funny.
Courtney Thorne-Smith
Movies these days have made killers into funny people. What's that all about? I've got kids and family and friends, and I don't like bad... →
Billy Bob Thornton
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
James Thurber
Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.
I was not particularly bright, I wasn't very athletic, I was a little too tall, odd, funny looking, I was just really weird as a kid.
Uma Thurman
In a man, I like funny guys. A guy who doesn't have a lot of therapy, who's mature. A man, not a boy.
Maura Tierney
Funny is a good foil. Humor is illuminating, and it also gives you power.
J. Tillman
I'm a sucker for Thought Catalog. Shelby Fero is really funny on Twitter. And Patton Oswalt, he's sort of like a Twitter throb.
Addison Timlin
I just love carbs. And when I'm on vacation I definitely allow myself carbs, so it's always funny when people are like, 'Oh my gosh, you... →
Ashley Tisdale