I grew up in a time when women didn't really do comedy. You had to be homely, overweight, an old maid, all that. You had to play a stereotype... →
Lily Tomlin
I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.
Carrot Top
I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And there are times when something I don't think... →
In movies, you don't get reactions: Live, when you do a joke, you know in a second whether it's good or bad. But in a movie, since no one is... →
I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny... →
It's funny, but when I arrived in California to start college I was much more interested in becoming a surfer and cruise along in life from one... →
Benicio Del Toro
Everybody's funny if you love them.
Anna Torv
I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, 'Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking.'
I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower.
Daniel Tosh
I don't know why I get away with some things. But I'm not a misogynistic, racist person. Yet I do find those jokes funny, so I say them. And... →