When my father died, my mother came back from being Mrs. Birkin to being Judy Campbell. She was a stunning actress. She came out of her shell. She... →
Jane Birkin
I've been lucky enough to play some funny, nasty ladies in my day, and if you can make them foolish, they're even funnier.
Kelly Bishop
It's funny how the hippies and the punks tried to get rid of the conservatives, but they always seem to get the upper hand in the end.
Bjork
Back in the '70s, like one of my favorite movies ever was 'The Bad News Bears', and that was a kids' movie, but I don't think of... →
Jack Black
All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
Lewis Black
There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.
Harry Reid is not funny; he's creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy.
It took forever for me to get work because I was a political comic, and now it's become good business, and God knows how long that'll last.... →
Democrats are dumb and Republicans are stupid, but the difference between dumb and stupid is dumb isn't funny. Dumb is when you say something and... →
Kids seem to get me when I play colleges - they like it because I go after them. They'll come up after and say I am like their dads, only funny.