I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes... →
Jimmy Carr
I don't need to convince anybody that I know kung fu, but maybe somebody needs to know that I really can act, without doing a Chinese accent or a... →
David Carradine
I play a female Indiana Jones, a professor who hunts down precious objects, like a bowl that belonged to the Buddha. They tailored the role to me: I... →
Tia Carrere
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey
I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was... →
I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.
Frank Carson
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
Johnny Carson
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
I've got funny things. David Duchovny had to have a cast made of his face to do an old person's make-up, and I've got that cast of his... →
Chris Carter
It's funny - I was a big fan of 'The Sopranos.' It became kind of a threat to 'The X-Files' in a way because they could play with... →