In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
George Carlin
Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting.
Tucker Carlson
I am always drawn to men that are funny. I do not know why. But I am always drawn to people that are struggling with parts of themselves... But... →
Vanessa Carlton
The Midwest breeds funny, eccentric people, to varying degrees. You play shows not because you're expecting to get a record deal, but to do... →
Patrick Carney
The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor... →
Adam Carolla
Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think... →
This is funny because I just had a job over the summer for VH1, a project I did called Strange Frequency where I got to play a Goth rock band singer.
Charisma Carpenter
I don't think it's any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and 'manned up' in the same year. I was described somewhere as a... →
Jimmy Carr