You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid.
Larry David
Somebody said, 'Get your agent to call the new Bob Cummings show. They're looking for a funny lady.' Within three hours, I had the job.... →
Ann B. Davis
Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.
Bette Davis
I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.
What's funny is my mom took me to the theater for the first time when I was six years old, and I was just amazed by it. I just said, 'Hey... →
Dana Davis
It's funny because before I joined the cast of 'Heroes,' I was an insomniac. I have suffered from insomnia for, like, so long. Now that... →
Being funny, it turns out, is like being a bank. It's a confidence trick. As long as everyone believes in you, you are fine.
Evan Davis
I like reading Ball Tongue lyrics and all that stuff. And they published a book, and I wouldn't give my lyrics, and it's all wrong in the... →
Jonathan Davis
I remember when I was a kid, my father saw an ad somewhere for 'real simulated diamonds' and he was chuckling and laughing about this. He... →
Patti Davis
By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.
Richard Dawkins