My wife sent her photograph to the lonely hearts club. They sent it back, said they weren't that lonely.
Les Dawson
I discovered the wife's got asthma. Thank God - I thought she was hissing at me.
Take my wife... please. I'm not saying she's ugly, but when she went to see a horror film, the audience thought she was making a personal... →
The wife's run off with the bloke next door. I do miss him.
When we were courting, I told my wife: 'I could live in your eyes.' She said: 'You'd be at home; there's a stye in one of... →
I'd like to thank the BBC for allowing me to work here. And I'd like to thank the wife and kids for making it necessary.
I do like men and I had, you know, a guy in high school that I wanted to marry desperately. He's the mayor of some small town in Texas. I could... →
Ellen DeGeneres
I used to get so jealous if my wife liked another band more than my own. Come to think of it, I still do.
Tom DeLonge
The joys of my life are my granddaughters. They are beautiful. You don't have to believe me. You can ask my wife. She'll tell you.
Dom DeLuise
The son has always felt like he was a footnote in one of the stories the father tells. The father is an amazing storyteller and one of the tales that... →
Danny DeVito