I typically start out almost every speech I give making some kind of joke about me being in a wheelchair.
Greg Abbott
The joke of our time is the suicide of intention.
Theodor Adorno
Housekeeping ain't no joke.
Louisa May Alcott
Somebody would think I was trying to get favored treatment because my ancestors had the name Moon. And that's a joke.
Buzz Aldrin
My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.
Muhammad Ali
There's a few tunes of mine that don't have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere.
Mose Allison
U.S. soldiers, with whom I now have more than a passing acquaintance, joke that they track my movements in order to know where they will be deployed... →
Christiane Amanpour
The joke about SAP has always been, it's making '50s German manufacturing methodology, implemented in 1960s software technology, delivered to... →
Marc Andreessen
What's cool about Twitter is that you can make a joke about something very of-the-moment or random that I wouldn't be able to joke about in... →
Aziz Ansari
The moment you think of a joke is the best moment.
Judd Apatow