I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not.
Lewis Black
Being raised Catholic myself, I think people who are Catholic tend to carry a lot of guilt. It's almost a joke.
Linda Cardellini
So, whenever Scooter was the Pilot, he never had a chance to fly the orbiter. So, the joke is: I'm going to have a chance to fly it first and... →
Duane G. Carey
Barack Obama is like the old joke about boats. The two best days of owning a boat are the day you buy it and the day you sell it.
Howie Carr
I like to write a joke without any fat on it.The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically.
Jimmy Carr
You go, well you can't joke about race. Well if you're from a different race and that's your experience of the world and you want to talk... →
There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could.
Describing comic sensibility is near impossible. It's sort of an abstract silliness, that sometimes the joke isn't the star.
Dana Carvey
The brain process that results in a joke materializing where no joke was before remains a mystery. I'm not aware of any scholarly, scientific or... →
Dick Cavett
I'm not freakishly short. I had, on my show, used shortness as a joke subject; it didn't really bother me.