The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing.
Ronnie Barker
In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke.
Lynda Barry
I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or... →
Todd Barry
We joke about it in the entertainment industry: Every actor wants to be a musician, and every musician wants to be an actor.
Lance Bass
The simile has to match the tone of its surroundings and has to be like a little joke. Writing a simile that isn't funny on some level is quite... →
Ned Beauman
I have done things politically, and I've been running a business at the same time, but I sort of joke that to some extent I do more than most... →
Craig Benson
It's almost a joke how good I am at charades. Not to pat my own back, but I'm literally - I'm kind of unstoppable.
Wilson Bethel
Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke.
Ambrose Bierce
I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one.
Jason Biggs
I realized that you didn't have to make self-deprecating remarks or turn yourself into the butt of some unspoken joke. I also discovered that... →
Maeve Binchy