We need to get rid of the Federal Elections Commission. It's a joke. It doesn't enforce the law.
Russ Feingold
I loved Omar Vizquel. He tells some really long jokes, and he has his own way of telling them, but he can make every joke very funny. He would always... →
Steve Finley
Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
My chicken ain't no joke. I ain't scared to go up against the Colonel, tastewise.
Flavor Flav
It's hard talking about acting, in a way, because it's like explaining a joke: I do think it loses something in the telling.
Martin Freeman
Some people, they just don't get a joke.
Glenn Frey
It's fun to deliver material on live TV because it's more off-the-cuff, but I like writing better. You really can measure the joke, think an... →
Willie Geist
It would be a bitter cosmic joke if we destroy ourselves due to atrophy of the imagination.
Martha Gellhorn
People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.
Ricky Gervais
All he cares about is going out there with his Jack Daniels bottle. Nothing has changed. That's kind of sad. If David was doing better than he... →
Sammy Hagar