Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke.
Dane Cook
I tell stories. Because I believe you can do things that joke tellers can't do, and that is, bring your audience along.
Bill Cosby
I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.
David Cross
There's an old joke that politics is Hollywood for ugly people. An awful lot of the press coverage about Washington reads like coverage of... →
Ted Cruz
My friends joke that I raised the Titanic and never left the Rockies.
Clive Cussler
I legit can not parallel park. This is no joke!
Jennifer Damiano
Sex is God's joke on human beings.
Bette Davis
The joke in aviation is, 'If you want to make a million, you'd better start with £10m.'
Bruce Dickinson
I always thought security was a joke at New York airports, and in U.S. airports to begin with. You can go through any European or Middle Eastern... →
Richard Drew
The joke I always make about myself is that I'm self-involved, but I'm not vain.
Lena Dunham