Contrary to reports, this boy is not a billionaire or going to be richer than any Beatle... and not just in the sense of money, by the way; the... →
Bono
What the joke displays is a switch in perception. This is important in changing the way we think.
Edward de Bono
The joke I always make is I'm either running for reelection, running for Senate, running for governor, or running for my life. The latter is also... →
Cory Booker
I'm pretty equal opportunity when it comes to issues to joke about.
Elayne Boosler
I like to joke that if I had a dollar for everybody who slapped me on the back and said, 'Hey Jeb, you're all set,' I'd be retired... →
Jeb Bradley
So many guys are so conservative with their hair, and I always joke with all my buddies when they mess with me, and I'll say, 'That's... →
Tom Brady
A symphony is no joke.
Johannes Brahms
He who does not understand a joke, he does not understand Danish.
Georg Brandes
Cartooning is about deconstruction: you gotta tear something down to make a joke.
Berkeley Breathed
'30 Rock' is probably one of my favorite shows. It's just joke after joke after joke.
Alison Brie