I have always noticed that deeply and truly religious persons are fond of a joke, and I am suspicious of those who aren't.
Alfred North Whitehead
Slavery is nothing to joke about. The history of this nation's involvement with slavery is nothing to pass off in a joke.
Douglas Wilder
The bad thing about being a famous comedian is that every now and then someone approaches me to tell an old joke. Don't tell me jokes - I have... →
Robin Williams
I can never tell a joke, I've always found it easier to just fall over.
Norman Wisdom
I've been in situations where, in the midst of really hardcore events in my life, I made some ridiculous off-color joke that was in horrible... →
Samuel Witwer
I wouldn't go across the street if they were handing out Warhols myself, but you have to hand it to him. His influence was extraordinary, and yet... →
Tom Wolfe
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
Steven Wright
You might like it as a joke or because you liked it then, but there isn't a whole new generation discovering Wham!.
Rob Zombie
I always joke and say I want to invent a comfortable stiletto and then retire.
Sara Blakely
I remember practically every joke I've ever heard in my life.
Steven Bochco