My family joke that I'm really a very senior person who accidentally happens to be 11.
Adora Svitak
If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but... →
Wanda Sykes
The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is a joke - the fact that Madonna is in before Rush and Kiss. Those two bands have influenced so many groups and... →
Corey Taylor
In my deepest parts of sadness, I'm always making a joke or being sarcastic.
Lea Thompson
I would kill to be on 'Dexter,' and I would double kill to be on 'True Blood.' I would pay them to let me come be a vampire or a... →
Callie Thorne
Am I over existing or am I over existing? That's my inside joke.
Ryan Trecartin
When I was a little girl, I wanted to be a civil engineer. No joke. I would come home from school and build bridges out of toothpicks and see how... →
Bitsie Tulloch
Only in the mystery novel are we delivered final and unquestionable solutions. The joke to me is that fiction gives you a truth that reality... →
Scott Turow
I joke, but only half joke, that if you show up in an American hospital missing a finger, no one will believe you until they get a CAT scan, MRI and... →
Abraham Verghese
What other culture could have produced someone like Hemingway and not seen the joke?
Gore Vidal