A novel wouldn't be a book if there weren't some flights of fancy on the part of the author, stopping time to examine things, or to tell a... →
Ned Vizzini
And I admit it: there's a rather dirty thrill when 700 people laugh at a joke you've written.
Laura Wade
You never know when you'll have a bad idea for a worse joke.
Benjamin Walker
I have an airplane hangar with 17 cars in it. That's no joke. I have a 'half pipe' in there, too - you know, like a big ramp, where I... →
Paul Walker
I don't think comedy is necessarily an attack. It's finding humour in life. I don't think if you're making a joke about something... →
David Walliams
It's easier not to make a particular joke in case it offends. But every joke will offend someone, and I've always believed that the audience... →
My friends always joke that I run on batteries.
Alexander Wang
I laughed, even if I was the butt of the joke.
Pete Waterman
Essentially a joke is creating an idea, whether sonic or visual, whether it's something musical or a traditional joke.
Reggie Watts
Everybody I know is a joke writer.
Ron White