Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the... →
George Mikes
I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
Marilyn Monroe
I think there are brilliant jokes to be made about abortion, and we should be able to talk about this in the way that we make jokes about death - you... →
Caitlin Moran
You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic.
Dylan Moran
Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude.
Frank Muir
If you think something's funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty.
Olivia Munn
I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.
Mike Myers