I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Rogers
I've always wondered, what am I going to do that's important with these stupid jokes that I tell.
Ray Romano
I don't consider myself a comedian because I don't really concern myself too much with jokes.
Paul Rudd
I have to visualise my jokes, live my jokes, feel the audience because every audience is different. It's like having a different dancing partner... →
Rita Rudner
I love to write jokes and that's all I think about.
I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.
Mark Russell
I used to take someone with me for the chemotherapy so I could do jokes. You always try and find something absurd.
Jennifer Saunders
I feel very comfortable in my own skin. When someone makes jokes about me being heavy, it makes me mad. It's not true. I'm right where I... →
Amy Schumer
I like to create stuff. I like to express myself through jokes.
Nobody can write better jokes putting me down than me.
Garry Shandling